New Definations for Coffee Drinking

Here are the new strict definations for drinking of coffee:

Cafe Brutal – Cup of Coffee ( black of course , only a idiot mixes milk in it)
Cafe Normal – Cup of Coffee and Cognac ( cognac at least VSOP)
Cafe Deluxe – Cognac
Cafe Total - Cup of Coffee, Cigarette, Cognac and 10 minutes in Crapper
Cafe Total Idiot – Cup of Coffee,Cognac and 10 minutes in Crapper ( It just is not right without the cigarette )
Cafe Total Extreme – Cup of Coffee, Cigarette, Cognac and 10 minutes in Crapper without toilet paper

Links with vague connection on this blog:

Konjakki – rypälejuomien kuningas ( in finnish )
Thomas Crapper: Myth & Reality

Daily weight is 85.5 kg.