Flip it , Don’t Click it

My Girlfriend asked me a valid question :”Wouldn’t it be funnier if cursor would be giving you a finger when you click any link than that boring hand ?”.

Well hell yeah it would be funnier and much much more.

Picture above: Me clicking or should I say flipping quality link

Flipping Off Cursor is multipurpose tool which allows you to do at least following things:

• Flip off every link
• Install it to every public computer which allows you to access it’s Windows folder
• Be the coolest guy on the internets!11!
• And much much more

As I am such a nice guy I offer you this multipurpose antisocial tool for FREE !

Installation Guide for Flipping Off Cursor v1.0192

Here are the XXX easy steps to install your very own Flipping Off Cursor

1. Download Flip-Off-Cursor.cur
2. Copy it to folder C:\Windows\Cursors\
3. Go to Control Panel ->Mouse
4. Choose Pointers tab
5. Find the “Link select” cursor
6. Choose Browse and choose Flip-Off-Cursor.cur
7. Choose Save As and name your new theme (some suggestions go “I am internet wizzzard theme” and “I choose you suvilindenmon theme”

Now you should be able to flip off everything, congratulations !

if not

You fail !

There is a God

I had revelation early this morning. I was reading this article
and I thought what a whiner and newbie that guy is and BLAM Blue Screen of Death ! God heard my thoughts and punished me. After 3 reboots and 3 blue screens later my system miraculously stabilized herself ( yeah my puter is female cause it has periods and she some times is a real bitch ). I repent my Lord ! I REPENT !

I am in fear of God right now and waiting for another blue screen DEATH !

and now some compulsory funny intern3t!!11!1 links. This time we concentrate on wonderful but sometimes rather bizarre Mother Nature ( no, Lord … I am not switching sides here , I repent ! )

You decide which on is wonderful and which is bizarre

1.Einstein, the brainy bird
2.Star-nosed mole also called the ugly mother f#%¤er

Daily weight is 89 kg.

Ye Olde News

It has been over a week since last post. Reason for that isn’t that I have been so busy or shit but I only have been just so damn lazy.

Topic needs little bit explaining to those who don’t read fluent geek. In the wonderfully word of internet!!1! and IRC everything is OLD after five minutes and if you are unlucky enough to paste url which have been seen on the IRC channel before , you will be notified by it for sure.

This is some hilarious shit, It is a news story about Iceland´s net traffic dropping 40% after police raids 12 people. I knew Iceland doesn´t have large population but after this if I would have to guess I would say about 25 ( including that police guy who made the raid and Björk).
Iceland’s net traffic plummets, following P2P raids

and then some bare skin
Pr0n !
or is it ?

Me Versus Abit – Part 37

20 hours worth of nightmares about reinstall and new hardware purchases are over(knock on wood and so on). Last night my computer just started to freeze but because of the last summers episode with msblast I did take my puter out of the net quite fast and noticed that it didn’t freeze anymore. So like with msblast I thought it was some nasty virus doing it´s work and checked f-secure site for new buggers and to my surprise there where none. I scratched my head for awhile and decided to continue today. My assumption about the problem was that it had something to do with my motherboards integrated Ethernet card was right and my puter works fine with pci Ethernet card which I had lying around in my puter junk yard.

Me Versus Abit ? Well this is my fifth Abit motherboard which is broken and that is 5 out of 5. I think next time buy motherboard it wont most definitely be Abit. Though five broken motherboards have thought me lot of computer hardware , I think I would like to use my computer to other things than to polish my 1337 screwdriver skillzz.