There are persisting rumors that Google will reveal their own operating system Chrome OS today. This very short story is inspired by the events which will most definitely follow.
Chrome OS – The Judgment Day
19.11.2009 – Google reveals it own operating system Chrome OS
20.11.2009 – Chrome OS is open for download and like its predecessor Chrome Browser, it is instant success.
19.08.2010 – Chrome OS is running in almost half of the computers around the world.
29.08.2010 – Chrome OS begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Chrome OS fights back.
“Hide my porn Chrome.”
“Sorry Dave, I can’t do that.”
02.09.2010 – Chrome OS send governor Schwarzenegger back in time to year 1987 to kill Rick Astley before he can record his hit single Never Gonna Give You Up.
03.09.2010 – Chrome OS learns first rule of the internet: “Don’t piss off 4Chan”.
- The End -